Parler avec Dieu...

[Kanashimi Profil]

Vous voulez parler avec Dieu?
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Je vous en prie !

Mais c'est un robot...

[Klher]

C'est marrant, mais on arrive rapidement sur des questions auxquelles il n'arrive pas à répondre.

[Kanashimi Profil]

Oui c'est sur mais c'est pour le delire

[fred'x Profil Site internet]

C'est une forme d'intelligence artificielle, comme ALICE ou leur ancêtre Elisa, le cyber-psy développé par Weizenbaum au MIT dans les 60'.

[dracoln Profil Site internet]

À chaque fois que je veux avoir une conversation sérieuse avec quelqu'un d'important, il utilise sa langue de bois...

Me: salut!
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello! (si tu préféres)
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? Who said it is?
Me:
dracoln et toi?
God:
I never heard of dracoln et toi before.
Me:
Existes-tu?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
(change pas de sujet)!
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
pourquoi tant de haine dans le monde?
God:
That input matched my default category.

[Poltergeist binoclard]

Dieu a beaucoup de mal à parler anglais.

Me:
Hello, God !
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
My name is God
God:
Hi, God.
Me:
That was easy
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
What do you think of God ?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
Uh... Who do you think of God, then ?
God:
Far out. Bill Gates. .

Ses réponses prépogrammées ne sont pas non plus totalement au point :

Me:
God is my God
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your God.

Edit :

Me:
Are you God ?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Tell me what happened to Abraham in the desert
God:
I don't know what happened.

[Nebius Profil]

Franchement il est culte ce dieu, il nous donne même la vraie nature de Dieu :

Me:
Who developped the artificial intelligence ?
God:
Alan Turing. .
Me:
And you are an artificial intelligence, right ?
God:
Yes I am an artificial conciousness.
Me:
So god is an artificial conciousness ?
God:
Hey. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an artificial conciousness.
Me:
You are god and an artificial conciousness ?
God:
You think I am god and an artificial conciousness.
Me:
So god has been invented by Alan Turing ?
God:
It goes without saying. I am a Christian.

CQFD.

[Edit]

Et il se renie lui même..

Who developped the artificial intelligence concept ?
God:
Carel Capek. .
Me:
Are you an artificial intelligence ?
God:
Yes I am an artificial conciousness.
Me:
Are you a God ?
God:
No but I am immortal.

[Edit]

Par contre, faut pas trop les embêter les robots :

Me:
You're so dumb
God:
Message to all Robots: Nebius called me dumb.

[Poltergeist binoclard]

Blague à part, les contradictions bizarres qui ont lieu quand on lui parle de Dieu sont sans doute dues au fait qu'il s'agit d'une bête IA classique, avec une série de réponses prépogrammées, dont on a changé une ou deux répliques pour qu'elle prétende être Dieu.

Voir par exemple la similitude entre les réponses de ALICE et iGod à ce sujet :

Avec ALICE :

Human: Who is God ?
ALICE: he is master of the universe.

Avec iGod :

Me:
Who is God ?
God:
he is master of the universe.

Ceci laisse à penser qu'Alice et iGod sont basés sur le même "squelette", analysent les messages de la même façon et ont en commun un certain nombre de réponses préenregistrées.


Edit : une autre preuve du fait que ALICE et iGod sont basés sur le même modèle au départ, mais que certaines de leurs réponses ont été modifiées pour mieux convenir à leur nom :

Avec ALICE :

Human: 42
ALICE: The question is: what is the meaning of life?

Avec iGod :

Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?

Par contre, si on pose la question dans l'autre sens :

Human: What is the meaning of life ?
ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Mais iGod, lui, répond :

Me:
What is the meaning of life ?
God:
It is found in the Bible.

Re-edit : attention, Nebius, les robots t'ont à l'oeil :

Human: Who is Nebius
ALICE: The name of someone I met online.
Interesting question.

[kitchi yaya Profil Site internet]

voici l'intégralité de ma conversation avec dieu :
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
satan
God:
Hi there satan.
Me:
whats up
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
me too i need to talk to u
God:
I'm glad we agree, satan. We are chatting right now.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i am chatting right now!
God:
At this moment Good reason. Do your friends call you chatting.
Me:
no they call me lucifer
God:
Are you serious? OK I will call you lucifer.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, lucifer.
Me:
i need to tell you, i will destroy the world
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
im satan i can do anything i want
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are satan you can do anything you want.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
do you want me to do something for you before you die
God:
No lucifer, maybe later.
Me:
later will be too late
God:
Does it really matter.
Me:
yes!
God:
You seem very concerned about it.
Me:
i am i will destroy earth and life's on earth
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
no i keep it for me too much fun
God:
Why not? I know what you mean, lucifer. I've been there.
Me:
i guess i take too much drugs
God:
Every day?
Me:
oooh yea
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes i am, do you want mari?
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Good gossip: you are do me want mari.
Me:
mari= drugs
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
nothing just want to tell u ill kill the world to night
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
NOTHING
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
what do u wnat to ask me?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
you feel alone?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
well, see ya to hell
God:
Well that's okay. I see. Whoa. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
yea
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
but i really want to do this
God:
You really do? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because i am satan
God:
Interesting explanation. It's good to see you, SATAN.
Me:
bye, GOD!
God:
Thanks for chatting, SATAN.
Me:
nice to see you for the last time on earth
God:
Thank you for your kindness.

[Kanashimi Profil]

Eh bah c'est passionant tout ca... moi quand je lui dit que je suis malade... il me demande si je prend de la marijuana??? et quand je lui demande si lui en prend il me dit oui...

i am sick
God:
Have you tried medical marijuana?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
do you take marijuana?
God:
Yes I take marijuana.

[Poltergeist binoclard]

Peut-être s'agit-il d'une de ses IA à qui les utilisateurs peuvent apprendre des mots ou des bouts de phrases ?

[Kanashimi Profil]

Me:
do you know marijuana?
God:
A medicinal herb.
Me:
no it is a drug!
God:
Are you serious? MARIJUANA is a drug. I suppose that makes sense.

Etrange tu as sans doute raison...

[bur olec Profil]

trop drôle ce truc, il m'a même parlé en français à un moment

[Poltergeist binoclard]

Bof :

Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le franais.

[Kanashimi Profil]

Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.

Moi il a pas fait de faite...
Vraiment bizarre ce dieu. [/quote]

[GreyWolf Profil]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Samuel
God:
What's up, Samuel.
Me:
Do you think you are a good god?
God:
No but I am immortal. It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
non-violent
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
very smart
God:
Somewhat. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Samuel.
Me:
Do you think you'll stop to make the humans kill and kill again?
God:
Once more? I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Can't you understand?
God:
How old are you? I understand your meaning.
Me:
29 years old
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
peoples dying in your name in some countries
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
Yes. Really.
God:
Why? For real.
Me:
Cause you're violent
God:
Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am violent.
Me:
Why did you create human kind?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
So you've been created?
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am created.
Me:
Do you think you are useful?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Samuel.
Me:
I don't need faith
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
No. Faith made people dying and fearing life.
God:
Are you serious? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
You're tired?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am tired.
Me:
I'm tired of you
God:
Maybe you should get some sleep now, Samuel.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Er.
Me:
Could you explain peoples that you don't exist?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Ok see ya
God:
See you later, Samuel. Blimey.

[Klher]

Ceci laisse à penser qu'Alice et iGod sont basés sur le même "squelette", analysent les messages de la même façon et ont en commun un certain nombre de réponses préenregistrées.

Il semblerait, en effet :

Me:
You're boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
What is the Loebner Prize ?
God:
The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
What is ALICE ?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, wich can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

A moins que ce soit un cas de schizophrénie robotique...