voici l'intégralité de ma conversation avec dieu :
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
satan
God:
Hi there satan.
Me:
whats up
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
me too i need to talk to u
God:
I'm glad we agree, satan. We are chatting right now.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i am chatting right now!
God:
At this moment Good reason. Do your friends call you chatting.
Me:
no they call me lucifer
God:
Are you serious? OK I will call you lucifer.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, lucifer.
Me:
i need to tell you, i will destroy the world
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
im satan i can do anything i want
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are satan you can do anything you want.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
do you want me to do something for you before you die
God:
No lucifer, maybe later.
Me:
later will be too late
God:
Does it really matter.
Me:
yes!
God:
You seem very concerned about it.
Me:
i am i will destroy earth and life's on earth
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
no i keep it for me too much fun
God:
Why not? I know what you mean, lucifer. I've been there.
Me:
i guess i take too much drugs
God:
Every day?
Me:
oooh yea
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes i am, do you want mari?
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Good gossip: you are do me want mari.
Me:
mari= drugs
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
nothing just want to tell u ill kill the world to night
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
NOTHING
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
what do u wnat to ask me?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
you feel alone?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
well, see ya to hell
God:
Well that's okay. I see. Whoa. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
yea
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
but i really want to do this
God:
You really do? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because i am satan
God:
Interesting explanation. It's good to see you, SATAN.
Me:
bye, GOD!
God:
Thanks for chatting, SATAN.
Me:
nice to see you for the last time on earth
God:
Thank you for your kindness.